MY DAD JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM SO I JUST SAT THERE WITH MY GIANT BURGER

"WHAT WAS THAT EXPLOSION"

"FIREWORKS"

"FIREWORKS?"

"IT’S ALWAYS FIREWORKS"

"HM"

HE DIDN’T EVEN QUESTION HOW I GOT THIS OH MY GOD

i was feelin hungry and my older brother came home

and i noticed he was on the phone (with a girl!! :0)

so i decided my best bet was to ask for food out loud so it’d pressure him to make me something ahAHAH

me: i want tater tots

bro: *stares at me and continues conversation*

me: make me some tater tots

bro: *shakes head*

me: i’m hungry can you make me tater tots

bro: *looks around and realizes he’s remembers he has in-n-out*

bro: *hands bag over* there’s a burger in there uh

me: oH ok thx

ikimaru:

sometimes I change them but yeah when they’re all the same age, sorta like this :^)

((no trolls because they’re too many)

fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

drawmamei:

   I         LOVE UHOW    DARE U

drawmamei:

   I         LOVE U
HOW    DARE U

*sees anime girl*
me: yeah
*sees real girl*
me: yeah
*sees anime boy*
me: yeah
*sees real boy*
me: burn it.
Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

"what a beautiful day not to be in highschool" HOW ABOUT YOU EAT ALL OF MY NYAS
helpusgreatwarrior:

hallo

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school